our warehouse is full of barrels and honesytly i dont know who was in charge of ordering them but i think a "a town called panic" situation has occured and someone ordered infinite barrels and the trucks just kept delivering them. but unlike "socal panic" we dont even have any farm animals. not even but a pig!
But we will never go bankrupt.



IMAGINE: you enter the shark tank set. youve got a one-of-a-kind buisness proposition for the sharks. you are going to make tony millions with your edible cryptocoin. when you walk down that halway you take a deep breath and close your eyes. when you open them and walk through that door you see him: scott wozniak. and he's all in.



we accidentally stomped on and crushed and jumped on repeatedly this dumbass ant we found but he persevered unexpectedly and so we picked him up by the scruff and brought him to the lab and dropped him into a beaker and held him over a bunsen burner with big tongs and rubber gloves and melted him down and you may now purchase an invincible ant infused glumbocoin for a premium and it smells beautiful